Re: James, Sirius, Albus
James was probably as confused as Sirius, although he had the advantage of having known Albus' brand of speech for years. Still, it took a few minutes to sort things through.
"No, you aren't being nice," he told Sirius, off hand, "although you're forgiven. You might have to hit him for me in a second."
He turned to Al. "One, what I do is my business, and if I want to fuck every man, woman and child in this country, it's no one's concern. Two, how the fuck did you think that it was a good idea to mention who I shag to Snape? You know how careful I am so no one knows anything about my sex life. Three, what the fuck did you tell him? And I want a verbatim recount, every word, every comman, every fucking period, Al. I want to know what he knows." So he could figure out what to do to make sure he kept quiet. If this ended up in any paper, he'd skin Albus alive.