All right, but I'm warning you. Say it's a date at all and I'll apparate out of there sooner than you can kiss that man-candy you've been keeping from the rest of the world.
And mention boyfriend about Atlas ever and I'll turn you into a woman. With a spoon.
Muggle bowling? Can't we just go to a pub and have a few games of snooker, and drink copious amounts of booze?
I prefer regular, kinky sex as opposed to after-date sex and I know Atlas well enough. And I literally gagged when you wrote make love, do you know that?
My gods, you've really gone mad. I must warn Jamie and the others.