"Much more fun than boring novels about elves with no sex life," he said, laughing.
"All right," he said, convinced that Patrick was telling the truth. He thought that having to have a wand nearby in case he hurt Patrick was truth enough that they shouldn't even be considering this. "Some people would think we're insane for even discussing this."
He laughed and shook his head. "You'd be trying to fuck the entire crew in a day," he said, sticking out his tongue. "And that's the entire reason I don't like science. I'm not very patient and have the attention span of a flea."