"So you two... was it one night of sordid passion or whatever the hell they reported or are you two together?" James asked. "Or you don't have to answer that at all if you don't want to."
James grinned. "I'll have to invite you over mine, and then you'll see what kind of protection spells we have. We have anti-apparitions jinx confundo spells, spells that send you to France if you try to break the anti-apparitions jinx, and those are only to get in. Dad put his own, and I added mine. No one is getting into that house. Still, I might hide for a few hours. No one will think of looking for me there."
He chuckled. "Yeah, yeah, now you'll have a night of sordid passion with me. However shall I cope."