"Mmhmm I'm sure you are." Sirius chuckled shaking his head at Dylan.
Sirius groaned when Dylan reminded him of how Craig had stunned him. "I can't believe he told you about that already, it only happened yesterday." He rolled his eyes. "I don't know, I never had that much trouble getting someone into bed with me, never needed to resort to things like that." He chuckled. "But I suppose I am a bit large to really fall into that cute and cuddly category that the ladies seem to really like."
"Yep, they have enough rugs to take care of that too, so no worries really about breaking anything." He snorted. "I think someone knew that I would have taken them all down if there were any in there. I can just imagine what Lucius or Narcissa would do if they found out I'd been taking down portraits."