"That's all right. I try not to date them after I shag them. They usually pisses them off enough that they won't talk to me again. It makes life much simpler," James said. Personally he didn't care what was normal and what was weird. It worked for him."
"I'm a firm believer that hexing works anywhere," James said. "You don't even have to do it, just say that you do like you mean it. They usually back off."
James sighed. "You know, maybe you shouldn't decide what people would think about what you say and do. I assure you that I'm perfectly capable of deciding by myself and all politicians have to be hypocrites. It's how politics works, so unless you're telling me that you're planning to kill one of them, then we're fine."