"No, she pretends to be shocked. Narcissa is a shrewd politician," she pointed out. "Your mother knows exactly what to do and say so people will think that she's never wrong."
Astoria went on the tip of her toes and kissed him in a very unregal manner. Merlin, she'd really missed him. She barely pulled back, smiling. "Maybe we should have one of those vacations again. After Scorpius is fine." Nothing would distract her from her baby.
She sniggered. "Darling, I'd like to survive the death of the Dark Lord. We've done it once, we'll do it again."
She laughed lightly. "No, darling, I don't think you have to worry about him being a virgin. I think he's afraid of discussing sex with his mother. I don't think I'm supposed to know about sex, you see. He was conceived through magic, and I couldn't possibly understand what it means to be horny. Really, I'm sure he'll tell you all about it, after he stops blushing."
She looked up, smiling coyly. "You can dance for me when we go home. I'll keep you company now," she said as they walked to the dance floor and began to dance.