"Yes, we're the only two on this earth," he said, laughing. "And why are you insulting him? Really, a Gryffindor, what a disgrace," he said, clearly joking. "And Potter wouldn't know a Slytherin if he bit him in the arse."
Patrick waited for an answer, and it wasn't the one he expected. "You do understand that you can't be hexed for kissing me. It's my birthday. You're expected to kiss me, and this someone is supposed to kiss me too. It's a kiss, I'm not asking you to move and betray this someone. In fact, I don't want you to move in or you know anything remotely serious," he said with a grin.