James laughed. "I'd never say that, mostly because it would be the easiest way to get me to do it." He could just imagine the discussion. It would be something simple as 'never' and 'really' and 'I dare you'. He had almost done it on pretty much a very similar discussion.
He was happy to walk around, even if it was with Scorpius. It was still better than the alternative. He looked at the dancers floating in the air. "I thought Malfoys only married blonds," he said, with a touch of a question in his voice. "You can always go look at the pole dancers. They looked like brunettes."