"I've heard them being mentioned by Gryffindors when they were trying to insult me," he deadpanned. "However, I take offence to stealing sweets." He patted his stomach. "This body comes with responsibilities. We make sure that they eat them and then tell them that they'll turn fat and ugly and no one will want to talk to them. Mental torture is so much more effective."
He chuckled. "Of course you do. We all know that Potter Senior goes for a softer, kinder department. Next, he'll let you sleep as well. Such ideas," he said, shaking his head. "These new generations are going to destroy everything."