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accio_arse (
accio_arse
) wrote in
boosh100
,
@
2007
-
10
-
11
16:50:00
Bite the Beat
Title: Bite the Beat
Characters or Pairing: Howard, Vince
Word Count: (100)
Rating: G
Challenge: 3, Teeth
“Thirty-two, thirty-two…”
“You sure you’re reading that right?”
“Hey, Howard. I can stop any time.”
“No, go on, Vince… please.”
“Alright…
gonna bite the beat off you.”
“But nothing’s happeni…
Uuurghk!”
“Is that part of the magic, then? Turning purple?”
“Helllff!”
“And what’s with the snogging? Howard? You sure we should be doing this?”
“Noh! Gerritoff!”
“Oh. Okay, then - stay still. Really still.”
“Aaa…
arrrrgh!”
“That wasn’t still! Hey, here comes Bollo. He can hold your jaws, I’ll get that knife…”
“Nurrrrrgh!”
“Bollo expecting package. Magic King Kong DJ dentures. Cost seven hundred euros. Peter Jackson spit on every tooth. You seen?”
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