| On the nose |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|06:02 am] |
Title: On the nose
Characters or Pairing: Mrs Gideon
Word Count: 106
Rating: G
Challenge: 4, Hitcher
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Mrs Gideon: Is it on?
Interviewer from ‘Bongo Brothers Fanzine’: Okay. So you toured with the band in ’79?
Gideon: Ah, Rudi. What a great soul. But I knew my destiny was with reptiles.
Interviewer: There was a fourth band member?
Gideon: I never remember his name, or what he played, but I do recall how he left us. Quite bizarre.
Interviewer: Yes?
Gideon: Rudi was jamming with Santana, Cher and a Mr Yagu, a bony, green gentleman who played the spoons, when Spider came in and shouted, “Hitcher!”
Interviewer: And?
Gideon: Well, that strange man hit Cher. Her nose was never quite the same. |
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