*laughing so hard* I read your parody and OMFG. It's so true :D I have noticed, too, that if I started reading a Harris novel without knowing who's the author, I would be able to tell! Doesn't make it less enjoyable, though :P (I wonder why?) But your satire - I loved the antagonist voice! :D
Haven't read Robin Hobb yet, I'll try her when I get some time over the summer!