Oh, all of yours sound fantastic. Sloane, please talk to him for hours about your job. He has never done this job. Could he do this job? No. He could not. He is no longer a bendy youth in his twenties. But he wishes he could have done your job. Please sit on his lap and monologue at him about Cirque du Soleil for three hours straight while he looks at you as though you yourself are in fact the Soleil. Fascinating. You loved that so much you made it your job? You are his kind of people. (He gets interested.)
Also hellooooooooo Amanda Seyfried. Pleasure to see your face as always.