Hi, I'm Timothy and I answer to Tim, Timmy, Timo, TJ or anything else you can come up with. My peeves are unnecessary apostrophes, improper use of ‘of’ and a general long list of grammatical errors which have become rampant and normalized with thanks to the internet. It almost makes me want to become an English teacher.
Almost. Anyway, that’s boring and more of a warning that
I’m the asshole who will correct you for the sake of your education and my sanity rather than appear like a literary genius, because I’m not one. Far from it.
Today my horoscope warned me against the opposites attract theory and advised me to look for like-minded individuals. I don’t put any stock in astrology, but I do get a kick out of the con, so here’s a pie chart which pretty well sums me up:
If I haven’t bored you to death or scared you off, let’s swap customs! I’m probably worth a second impression. 😬