I figured you'd appreciate some funny stories about the poor schlubs still in Ted's old job. Let me know if Dora likes being a pirate. I know you'll find use for the other things - just never tell me about it, yeah?
- S
enclosed: a book of funny vet stories, chocolates, a nightie and a child pirate costume.
To Tabitha,
I know that life is probably dramatic enough right now, but hopefully, next year is more comedy than tragedy.
- S
enclosed: a comedy/tragedy silver pin
To Sturgis,
I think you should find this present will help keep your feet on the ground!
- S
enclosed: a quill that's charmed to shock if inactive in your hand for too long
To Remus & Marlene,
To feed your addictions and your moving habit, the latter I hope you'll kick.
- S
enclosed: a portable library (chair, lamp and book storage), books (Cannabis Alchemy, Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask, The Husbands Guide to being at everything, How to raise a puppy you can live with), a Dyckia (rare plant he thinks will find amusing to the name) and a Test Card F t-shirt.
To Peter,
Try and have a relaxing new year. If you feel like running in circles, give it a try for real.
- S
enclosed: A Guide To A Perfect Lie In Gift Set, a mouse wheel and Ogdens Whiskey.
To McGoogles,
Keep your sense of humour - you're going to need it! Possibly, you'll also require crutches, but that's part of life. Merry Christmas.
- S
enclosed: tartan heeled boots
To Meg,
Chin up, Quidditch star & have a good one.
- S
enclosed: a "bossy boots" mug with chocolates in.
To Mary,
Welcome back. Hopefully you'll get to try these out in the spring.
- S
enclosed: a collection of beaters bats.
To Lily & James,
It's better left unspoken.
- S
enclosed: birth control potions & herbal stimulants, a glass doe & stag, an Quidditch set with the Potter crest on it, a rocking chair and a Cannon's shirt.
To Hestia,
For the next time we go to the beach.
- S
enclosed: bikini & spade and bucket
To Frank & Alice,
Remember that thing called relaxing? This should help.
- S
enclosed: his & hers bath sets (towels, robes, etc)
To Emmeline,
For your perusal.
- S
enclosed: pre-19th C chinese star maps
To Elle,
I'm going to win next time. You'll need the practice.
- S
enclosed: scottish alcohol collection
To Dorrie,
Next time a guy doesn't know what an orgasm looks like, now you can show him.
- S
enclosed: vibrator
To Caradoc
Apparently, indian lions are supposed to bring good luck. I hope this lives up to its' promise.
- S
enclosed: miniture indian lion statue
To Dedalus,
To help see the bright side.
- S
enclosed: a rainbow light that reflects off crystals to illuminate the room
To Damocles,
This may save someones life with you.
- S
enclosed: automatic coffee maker
To Elsie,
You'll get a kick out of this!
- S
enclosed: magic 8 ball
Narcissa,
Hopefully this time next year, it won't be your child being buried.
sent without the card signed: silver spoon
To Beth,
To help get in touch with your lion.
- S
enclosed: fluffy lion slippers
To Alana,
Keep smiling, even at your job.
- S
enclosed: fluffy wolf slippers
To Abe,
For the next time you want to try Tempting Trousers.