As you may be aware, I am persona non grata with the great house of Black so I have to ask you. It has to be you because your sister and I have a mutual homicidal agreement not to be civil so if I had another choice, believe me, I'd use it.
While we don't interact much, I'm used to seeing my brother your cousin around and of late meaning I haven't talked to him, he has been almost silent. Is his health well? Don't be a fucking snob and disregard a genuine question.Mum hasn't sat on him and killed him or anything?