DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT Auror Division Demum, veniunt porci
OFFICE MEMO
TO: Dorcas Meadowes FROM: Kingsley Shacklebolt DATE: 19 December 1979 RE: RE: You are OLD CC:
URGENCY: HIGH CLEARANCE: Kingsley and Dorcas only
Dear that one shag that one time,
If my mum hadn't taught me never to lie, I'd tell you I hated you. Patil and Thomas happened to be right there when I opened it up - they thought it was a riot. Should have told Leon he's got no room to laugh since he obviously doesn't know what they are. Or maybe I'll just try to shove one of them under the mistletoe with 'Ol Crouchy at our Christmas party.
Still, you're cruel.
Sincerely, that one guy who hopefully pleased you that one time, Kingsley Shacklebolt
PS. August 24th - it's written on my calendar. And I've got eight months to think up something good. PPS. What does the W.S. stand for in your name?
DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT Auror Division Demum, veniunt porci
OFFICE MEMO
TO: Octavius Pepper FROM: Kingsley Shacklebolt DATE: Friday RE: RE: you're old and getting fat CC: