Good day to you, Ms. Peggy O'Nell. We hear at The Journaling Public heard that you would do well with a free sample Dictaquill™! It's easy to use, and fun! Just talk into the Dictaquill™, and it will automatically write down everything you say word-for-word, letter for letter, line for line. Journaling has never been as simple and clear! Never be without your Dictaquill™ again!
Happy Dictaquilling™! Friends of the Journal Network
{Enclosed is a self-inking dictaquill, which has super secretly had a prototype of the newly developed Order listening device bug worked into it. Yay eavesdropping!}