Congratulations. You're coming with me to look into the delightful Mr Lestrange, and his insane library of horror. Actually, it'll most likely prove to be routine and I'm going to tell you now that I have better things to do than this. So if you're planning an hilarious response, I warn you that my temper is short. You would be better off expending that energy towards getting over here.
- Auror Bones.
[The memo is specifically charmed to attack if not read after five minutes, and will emit a high-pitched screaming if crumpled, torn or otherwise debased - mundanely or magically.]