Pepper is the sword-arm of crazy (pickledpepper) wrote in blurred_owls, @ 2008-11-06 07:15:00 |
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Thursday 30 October.
I have spent most of the last week ruminating on what an incomprehensible ass you are. Your complete lack of compassion and apparent ignorance of even the most simple human behaviours is a mystery I have yet to fathom, as is how you have survived so long in your position without any real kind of full-time PR advisor. I would suggest that you obtain one immediately. If it would help, I hear certain parts of the black market are quite adept at importing baby monkeys from overseas. One of these might suit your purposes remarkably well.
As you may have surmised, upon consideration it has become clear to me that I can no longer associate myself with this department and its policies. I am weary of attempting to defend decisions that I do not agree with in the slightest, and of seeing the increasing lack of respect people treat me with when they find that I am a member of the DMLE.
Moreso, I've felt a rather significant drop in the respect I get from my superiors as well since Millicent was promoted over you. This may mean little to a mindless automaton like yourself, but it turns out that real people need positive affirmation to balance out the negative, lest their job satisfaction teeter on the edge between "mediocre" and "utterly miserable" before finally falling to one side and convincing them to sabotage as much as possible on their way out the door. Not that I would do this, of course. It's tacky. Also, it would probably make Millicent frown at me, so perhaps you're lucky that she actually bothered to pay attention to her squad, even when they didn't need reprimanding.
I'm certain this does not fulfil your minute and detailed criteria for a report on my every action and speech, which I am of course tremendously sorry for.
Peace out!