Rita Skeeter leads a scandalous love life. (ex_busybody681) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-07-19 21:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! [1980-07] july, news: wwn, rita skeeter |
Rita: Thank you, Tom for that joyful piece on eight male octuplets. The parents certainly must be feeling bright and (one second pause) sunny. In our final story of the evening, The Foundation for the Promotion of Wizarding Society and Culture has opened a pregnancy clinic to help mothers ensure maximum health and safety for their soon-to-be newborns. All witches due in the month of July are being given top priority and are required to report as soon as possible to either one of the Foundation Centres in order to receive free Healer evaluations and medical care. Those who do not report will be owled in the coming week in order to schedule a convenient appointment time. But these services are not only available to mothers due this month, any pregnant witch can come by either foundation centre to receive an evaluation and care, absolutely free of charge thanks to a generous donation made by our Ministry. As esteemed politician, Araminta Meliflua told us, "This is not an opportunity any woman should pass up, the stressful political atmosphere is dangerous for any woman with child and they should be tended to with extra care." This is just another example of our new Ministry looking out to ensure a better Wizarding tomorrow, and all expectant mothers at the Wizarding Wireless Network are certainly grateful for the contribution. From all of us here at the Wizarding Wireless Network Night News, expectant mothers and fathers included, I am Rita Skeeter, have a pleasant and safe night Great Britain. |