Rita Skeeter leads a scandalous love life. (ex_busybody681) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-07-04 01:51:00 |
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LIAISONS IN LONDON I think you may need to sit down for what I am about to tell you. Are you sitting? Okay, here it goes… I went this entire week without sex. Yes, it’s true, I am capable of going weeks without sex. Why? I’m sure you’re asking yourself. Well, to be honest, I was just very busy this week. Work kind of took over and I didn’t really have the time to go to a bar, meet some bloke, and take him back to my flat. Sometimes, you just have those days, or weeks, or for some people even months. The question truly remains, how do you get through it? And I have an answer! Fantasy. Now just because I didn’t have actual sex this week doesn’t mean I didn’t think about it, an even dream about it. Admit it, you think about sex at least once a day, usually more, and here’s an interesting tidbit: Men are rumoured to think about sex every six minutes! It’s perfectly normal, and perfectly healthy; don’t feel guilty, instead, embrace it, enjoy your fantasy. The nice thing about fantasies and dreams is that they are yours and yours alone. You never have to share them with anyone if you don’t want to, so if you think about stuff you’re really not supposed to, no one is going to tell you that it’s wrong. You can day dream all day long about shagging your married boss on his desk, and no one is there to stop you. If you like, you can even think | page 24 about ravaging that cute bloke on the other side of the shop in front of everyone, and no one will call you a slag for it. Dreams are even better because you get to tap into your subconscious and figure out what it is that you really want, but before I continue, a warning: Don’t take dreams too literally. I have learned that things are not as clear as they seem. Let’s say, for instance that you dream about making love to a girl, that does not mean you are a lesbian, I mean if you are, good for you, way to have a sexy dream, but if you’re not, don’t freak out, you probably just admire certain aspects about her. The same goes for dreaming about shagging blokes you’re not attracted to, or even family relatives. I had a friend once who dreamed about shagging his younger sister. He started worrying because really, that’s just abnormal, but research showed him it wasn’t that he wanted to actually have sex with her, it was more about the emotions tied in with sex. Protection, love, these were the things his mind was trying to express, not lust, and baby making. So if you dream about having sex with something abnormal, don’t freak out, read a dream book, try and figure out what it is about that person that attracts you. Do you desire some of their qualities? Or are you simply hoping to protect them? And in terms of fantasies, go wild. This week, The Animal in my head and I went feral, and the best part about it all? Snobby Sally did not exist. Happy Dreaming! |