Rita Skeeter leads a scandalous love life. (ex_busybody681) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-06-27 02:27:00 |
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Witch Weekly
THE BOLD AND THE BEWITCHING SNEAK PEEK! CLARISSA BETRAYS THE FAMILY!, Page 04!
CONSTRUCTION BEGINS ON DAMAGED FOUNDATION CENTRE,
CONSTRUCTION BEGINS ON DAMAGED FOUNDATION CENTRE Diagon Alley - Today marked the beginning of a month-long process to rebuild and repair the Foundation for the Promotion of Wizarding Society and Culture's Diagon Alley Centre. From the end of May to the first days of June, several women were held hostage in the building by terrorists, resulting in extensive damage to the facilities. "We believe rebuilding is the only way to move forward," stated Evelyn Derrick, Foundation spokeswoman. "Many vital medical and educational facilities were destroyed by those who wish to tear our nation apart -- the Wizarding community deserves these resources, and we will stop at nothing to ensure that they have them." Chairwoman Mrs Narcissa Malfoy and the Foundation's board have promised that the new site, funded entirely by private donations, will house several new programmes along with the current counseling, childcare, and Healers. |
LIASIONS IN LONDON I know, I know, I’m a bad confidante, I was gone for a whole week! Whatever did you do with yourself while I was away? Where was I? I’ll never tell, but I was taking a page out of the Red Queen and White Queen’s book. Has anyone noticed that they’ve been sort of absent lately? Well, you don’t know who they are (or do you?) so I suppose you don’t. But there’s something about people disappearing lately, most notably the Queens. So I did like royalty and vanished. Ooooh scary. But I’m back now, don’t fret! And I’ve got a really good lesson to share this week. Using Your Body To Get What You Want I know what you’re thinking. I would never be so classless as to use my body for a material object, but let me tell you something; you’re stupid. As a woman, your body is your sharpest weapon. If maintained properly, you can get about anything you want with a low cut blouse or a short skirt. Don’t delude yourself into thinking it’s improper; it’s not. There is nothing wrong with using what the gods gave you to get things. It’s a power women have over men. Now hold on, I’m not telling you to sleep with every man who has something you want (unless, of course, you want to, in which case I say go for it and we should grab lunch some time) | page 24 but there’s no harm in unbuttoning your blouse a bit, or batting your eyelashes. Take my friend for example, we’ll call her Jennifer. Jennifer needed something—for the sake of privacy, we’ll say she needed some soup—and she did not have the money to buy this soup (it’s expensive soup, get over it). It looked like she was going to have to sell something dear to her—for the story’s sake, a kneazle, her precious kneazle—so that she could pay for the soup. She was torn. She needed this soup to survive, but she loved her kneazle dearly, so what could she do? What could she do? She could use her loaf! That’s what she could do! So Jennifer thought long and hard and finally got an idea! She would charm the man into giving her the soup for free. So she put on her sexy dress and went to go see the soup man. After some drinks, a flirty conversation, a hint of cleavage, and some heavy compliments, he ended up giving her the soup in exchange for dinner. What’s the moral of the story, ladies? Use what you’ve got and you’ll only gain. That’s my advice for the week, go try it out yourself. You’d be surprised to learn how many great women got to where they are today by doing exactly what I just told you. |