TAPESTRY (tapestry) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-04-01 11:06:00 |
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GINGERS OUTLAWED WIZENGAMOT SENTENCES GINGERS TO LIFE IN AZKABAN April O'Neal LONDON - In a public trial that took place yesterday at the Ministry of Magic, the Wizengamot sentenced eight wizards and witches to life in Azkaban on charges of being gingers. The sentencing follows a new referendum passed by Minister for Magic Aeneas Nott two days ago behind closed doors, making it illegal for anyone in Wizarding Britain and Ireland to have ginger hair. At a press release made early this morning, Minister Nott expressed his concerns with the growing number of gingers already in the country and their effect on both public safety and public morale. After... Continued on Page 4 |