Entry tags:

! 1980, ! letter, bertram aubrey, evangeline macnair, octavius pepper, petra podmore (née petrikova)

Aubrey letters
not owled out; can be found in his ice box next to a block of frozen cash (maybe 5k quid - what he never trusted goblins) so finders keepers but with the note "pass these out please!"

Deer Pattycakes.

- Dont cry please. I know it probably took you a fuckin long time to find this in all my shit, but hopefully you never dont.

- Feed my cat. Hes youres i think now, but he likes living here. so i don't know what you can do with him.

- Thanks for being a terrorist. i dont know if i could have believed you were one of them. i hope you get demmy good one of these days.

- ideas for work: cat themed birthday parties always. turn tantilizing trouser thursdays into lets eat a lot of fucking cake.

- keep writing lists.

- name a kid after me. but not Bertram. something better. but in my spirit.

- i hope you have a really long and wonderful life.

love,
aubrey.

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fuck you.

no really. goddamn you and the cockroachies that are living in my place. you lot will last forever.

thanks for telling me what to do, getting me fags and crisps and not killing me yourself.

you don't have as nice of an arse as you think you do, mine is really better.

i'll miss you.
- ba.

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i'm sorry i was such a fuck up.
i'm sorry you probably had to find out this way.

i'm just really sorry.
i love you
- bertram.

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i think your kitten plates are really fucking creepy and now that i'm dead i can say this that you're a giant bitch but i think you should adopt more kitties. maybe have a pussy sancutary. just get rid of those goddamn plates and the matching sweatersets. you're not as cute as you think you are or you may have used to been. you're kind of arse ugly but the world needs ugly people like us. i just wish you werent's so fucking ugly on the inside too. maybe you should fix that. i hope rufus makes you eat cat food for lunch every day. not the canned kind either.
fuck you never,
aubrey

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miss macnair,

i hope you get to live a long and happy life. thank you for being cordial to a mudblood. i hope you can see that not everyone is what society thinks they are.

keep eating,
sincerly,
bertram aubrey.