"What? That's not even possible!" Katie said, trying to apply logic to the situation. "Unless by room you mean a closet or a small broom cupboard."
Katie smacked him gently on the arm. "Don't be mean to Percy," she said, "I'm sure he can pull lots of girls. He's clean and smart and he has a good job. He's funny and well behaved and loves his Mum. He wouldn't go around kissing other girls behind your back. Or telling you that you were too much of a commitment for him." Katie hiccuped again and stared at her hands.