Who: Stephen and Matthew
What: THE ANGSTY NERDS' REUNION! (It's like the Partridge Family Reunion, only with LESS STUPID SINGING! XD)
WHen: 2 May 1982, afternoon going on evening?
Where: Matthew's house, naturellement, since Stephen doesn't TRUST Matty enough to let him come to HIS PLACE!
Rating: Let's say... T for Teens again, since Stephen has a dirty mouth!

( Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another. ~Jonathan Lethem )

Who: Nicholas and Matthew Selwyn
What: A friendly warning that Diana's ALIVE and COMING HOME... or so SOMEONE THINKS...!
When: Monday, 26th April 1982 (BACKDATED!)
Where: Matthew's house in Chichester, West Sussex, naturellement!
Rating: Let's call it T for Teens, with a stipulation/WARNING: there WILL BE talk of INCEST and CHILD ABUSE in this log!

( We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution – Victor Hugo )

Who: Nicholas, Frederick, and Matthew Selwyn
What: Frederick is SO DAMNED SICK that he's hired his BROTHER ON to heal him...!
When: 19th April 1982 (BACKDATED)
Where: The Selwyn household in West Sussex-- specifically, Frederick's bedroom
Rating: PG-13 for language, some distur trigger warning for talk of incest and child abuse.

( Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime. ~ Herbert Ward )

Who: BADASS MOFOS Regina & Stephanie Regulus & Stephen
What: Thomas is wandering around like a crazy fool. Stephen is being spectacular. Interaction of the most epic kind will take place.
Where: A street.
When: 29 March | Mid-day
Rating: G
Status: Complete

( the sweetest of words have the bitterest taste )

Who: NERDS. ANGSTY ONES.
What: You respond to an ad for ward inspection, you get this bastard.
When: March 28th, 1982
Where: Matthew's house in Chichester.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Status: Complete

( We've all gotten a little bit older, a little less stable. )

Who: The staff writers of The Daily Prophet, and the wizarding public who reads them!
What: The current Evening Edition of the Prophet. Today's front page includes an article about the final fate of the Longbottom family...!
When: 27 March, 1982
Where: N/A -- ALL WIZARDING HOMES!
Rating: E for EVIL EVERYBODY!

( OMGWTFBBQ? )