Who: Terrell O'Connors, Aberforth Dumbledore, and Matthew Selwyn
What: Would sir enjoy a bit of torture and memory loss with his meal?
When: 23rd April, 1982 (SLIGHTLY BACKDATED!)
Where: The Prince Albert, in Dover
Rating: Let's say... R, just in case Abe has to CUT A BITCH! XD

( When all is said, [England's] atmosphere still contains fewer germs of aggression and brutality per cubic foot in a crowded bus, pub or queue than in any other country in which I have lived ~ Arthur Koestler )