"The bags would not be a problem. I am not limited to a human's incapacity of only being able to carry a few items. But, yes, perhaps I leapt to the more complicated solution first. Sometimes, living as I do, the obvious isn't always the first thing that pops to mind."
Godric looked over his shoulder at the glowing behemoth that was Wal-Mart. He guestured toward the store.
"Come, let us go find you a phone. I needed to do some shopping anyway."
He paused for Harry to join him on the walk across the lot.
"Surely, the idea of a vampire and a wizard going to a department store together is the stuff of which good jokes are constructed."