"My specialty..." Ruby smiled, lightly biting her lip as she contemplated the question. She knew they were turning heads. She didn't care. "Well, I guess the best term for my job description would be 'life coach,'" she said finally, "You know. A little bit of occupational therapy, and a lot of hand-holding."
Actually, that pretty much hit the nail on the head. And lent well to the innuendo as well.