"Well, I kind of like the stories where the vampires are the bad guys and not emo boys who glitter in the sunlight and moon after some dumb chick who trips over her own feet." Faith had just kind of outed herself for having read the book and that made her grimace. "Bus station in outer podunk from Hell. Someone had left it on the bench and I didn't have anything else to do. But I will never get that part of my life back."
She looked thoughtful for a moment wondering if she could go beat a refund out of the author. It was obvious they'd never seen a real vampire from what they'd written.