Sam looked from the tall, thin man, to the vampire, and back, and hoped his jaw had not actually hit the floor. For one thing, it was pretty rare that he ran into someone taller than himself. For another...
"Don't objectify me," he quipped, glancing at the vampire. She hadn't even introduced herself, that he could recall, and yet she claimed to know his brother. "Are you guys, like, together? That is so..." He was going to say Twilight.