Wow, you need to pump the brakes. At no point have I said I want to redeem you, because I don't. Everything is not about you, egomaniac.
Good to know, because if you loved Hawaiian pizza, I'd be morally obligated to pay for your lobotomy.
Want to get some pizza and have a sibling screaming match about the topic of your choice? This Everyone Wants To Save Me complex you have might be an awesome topic, and I haven't full tilt screamed at any sibling in ages.