Let's see. My version of you, well, you're one of the very few that hasn't put a hit out on my back, but we do enjoy a good sibling screaming match. The other version of you here, I think she's bound and determined to reform me which is such an antiquated trope. Sometimes ascribing to the less legal ways in life just suits someone better than following the crowd, of which there are many law-abiding Williamses here.
One, I'm a mob boss, not some movie or cartoon villain. Seriously. Two, this is real life, not a movie or cartoon. Subtlety is what people do in real life, Alison. Not twirl moustaches while petting hairless cats and cackling about their evil plans for world domination. No one in their right mind should want world domination anyway.