Thank God you're here; I was going to be annoyed at having to find someone new to hold my bag. HA HA you have kids, sucker.
That woman I'm talking to? That's Jess. Yes, the dead one. Jess-who-stole-my-ex. Jess my BFF and frenemy. Lots of complicated emotions and loud crying going to be happen. PS she has a pet wolf? My night is going to be way more extra than yours, but if you give me your new addy I'll make sure you found your way back home alone after drinking.