The only use it has is to throw it at people and hope it gets them in the eye. Literally. And you might have to, that's hella rude; he was sent back through the portal over a year ago and NO HELLO?
Okay, I do like that. That automatically lessens like 35.6% of my anxiety already.
There are never enough Matt Donovans, true story. Or Bonnies. Awww I love kid you; he's such a squish. So completely responsible, got it. Whatever, it's clearly destiny~