Harry/Hermione
No no, it's alright. I've got things hidden that I know the children shouldn't get into. I gave him my Hogwarts: A History! ... Though, schooling will have to be something we work out. Hmm.
Pardon? Wha--
Oh bloody bollocks what no, Harry Potter. You did not just insinuate that I'm with Draco Malfoy?