Dad/Tristan
Maybe by then I'll have teenagers and you can troll them instead. Shit rolls downhill, right?
Don't take that on your shoulders, Papa. I don't think it was happening until he really wanted it. And better now than never.
Fair warning, I'm going to teach them a few of your weaknesses. Not all of them, kid has to struggle somewhere, but enough to give them an edge. You're welcome.