Petra/Scott
I'm so not selfless, but thanks for getting it. I have all this power and if I can use it for good, I want to. And then I'll come back stateside, enroll in college, and bug you for as long as you'll let me while you do amazing things.
Trust me, the only pretty girl I'm interested in is you. So if you see pictures of this face with other girls...it's one of the facetwins.