Snow/Charming
No, because I know he's not. But she's a good influence on him, I hopefully raised her well enough that she knows where to draw the line between rebellion and bad choices, and I hope after elbowing myself into his life, August cares enough about what that's meant that he won't want to make me want to kill him in his sleep.
Besides, now you and Emma have something else in common, falling for thieves with questionable decision-making skills.