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» YES HE WANTED TO KNOW WHEN I WAS COMING BACK AND I WAS LIKE YOU NEED TO COME VISIT ME AND THEN HE WAS LIKE LABOR DAY AND OMG. » and then there was this... » Him: Your sister isn't going to come at me with a crossbow, is she? » Me: One day I'm going to be able to go out on a date and not have people ask me that. » Him: It'd still be worth it, to go out with you. » aksjdhf » You're the best.