It physically pains me to say this, but I think I might be gettin too old for this shit.
Ugh alright, lemmie try and pretend I don't have saltwater in my nose. Hello, I'm Porthos Du Vallon. Used to be a Musketeer. Been here, done that, nice to meet whoever I don't already know.
Now somebody give me a hug. Please and thank you.
[OOC: Future BP Porthos to go with Aramis & Tristan. I am sure exactly ZERO people are surprised.]