It's a tough job, love, but someone has to do it. I'm hardly on this bloody thing, so I'll take the fault for not being around to properly welcome you. Hopefully I can make that up with Quidditch, but I have enough protection charms on these brooms to keep the lawyers happy. It takes most of the fun away, but it keeps me from the courts.
I'm trying to reestablish Quidditch here in the States and give lessons by day, and bartend to pay the bills by night. I had an entire League set up and running before I was dragged back here.