'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring except for Lydia and Danny getting soused. Their hearts - they were heavy, their minds were unclear, For neither could feel a pinch of Christmas cheer.
The others were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of X-Box games danced in their heads. And Isaac in his scarf, and Scott in his tats, Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap...