If I have to talk to Kana anytime soon, I'll throw in a good word for you. The portal's still all its own beast, but if she has some sway, it doesn't hurt.
Have you been reduced to charting it all out yet? There's two. One is a criminology professor in LA and the other is a mini human pre-med here in Hawaii. The portal decided that almost everyone needs a mini or two to shake their lives up now, as you can see having one of your own.