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» Burn point to Alison Williams. ;) » The second one is giving me ideas. » The hilarity of playing that in our hotel room and seeing which neighbor freaks out first. THEY ARE HAVING SEX TOO LOUDLY. » Do you want retroactive bribes? I could come up with some. » I love your wicked ways though. » That is actually a good representation. Fun, colorful, sometimes slightly terrifying.