Oh, well then. That's totally okay then. Gloat gently away; you'll probably be the only one bothering with the gentle.
Wow. And here I thought you were scarves all the time because you were fashionable. But the truth is... you're just cold and fashionable?
OH GOOD GRIEF don't get me started. He's been doing it the last twelve hours. Vaguely flirty texts just to be obnoxious at first and he's swiftly moving past third base. I may fulfill my family's sacred duty and kill him.