DR. HOTTIE.
I should be feline roadkill by now omg srsly
I know I know, but I still feel sick. Like, I think I could cope better if the next thing through the portal was our lives crossed with the Potterverse or the Oncers, because then Danny as a Death Eater or the Dark One would just be so fucking ridiculous that I could blow it off as a single cosmic error. In fact, let's just pretend that's what happened because I'm thisclose to running to Danny and that's only going to end in me feeling like I accidentally called him a candidate for the Godfather.
(But I love you for being my sanity, and just in general.)
So hey, how about you having a facetwin who isn't a mobster my extended family is conditioned to be twitchy at the sight of, except that he still sort of is?