LYDIA/SCOTT. Both You, obviously. I use men and then I throw them away, that's what they're good for. You're my friend, I'm warning you now that I'm selfish and high maintenance and I don't like passive people, I don't take any shit, I do what I want and I like a lot of sex.
Dating is messy and nasty and only ends with your boyfriend trying to get turned into a werewolf and then ultimately ending up a giant lizard that has to be killed because you refuse to put love ahead of practicality.